- Images were uploaded to Imgur showing a fake guest book left in an Airbnb
- The book imagined people's fictitious reasons for visiting Sunshine State
- One fake review by a man said he travelled to Florida to 'tickle old people'
It can be handy to read reviews of other travellers' experiences of a destination- but one humorous holidaymaker decided to create an entire book packed with fake guest comments.
The hilarious book was left behind by an Airbnb renter at a property in Florida featuring imaginary guests with comical and bizarre tales of why they had visited the Sunshine State.
The book includes characters recounting their reasons for being in Florida such as a couple who travelled there 'to steal a baby', a tourist visiting to 'hunt men' and another holidaymaker who was in town to 'be as far away as possible' from their Seattle family.
A hilarious book was left behind by an Airbnb guest at a property in Florida. It featured comical and bizarre reasons of why people had travelled to the Sunshine State
The left-behind book, which was uploaded to Imgur, included the entry of a fictitious man called Peter L, who had visited Florida because of the number of 'old people' in the state.
The entry read: 'I like to tickle old people! Haha they're so cute and helpless. Sometimes, I'll go into a retirement community and just see how many elderly people I can tickle before they kick me out.
'Anyway there are a lot of old folks in Florida so that's why I'm here.'
Another fake review by a character called Madison R said that a wedding brought her to Florida.
It read: 'My entire family went to a wedding in Seattle and I wanted to be as far away from them as possible.'
Meanwhile a message by John C took a darker tone. 'I came mostly to golf but also to hunt men,' it read.
'Did you know there are over 700 square miles of rugged Everglades terrain where no one can hear you scream?'
A message by a fictitious man called John C took a dark tone saying he 'came mostly to golf but also to hunt men.' According to John's review there are 'over 700 square miles of rugged Everglades terrain where no one can hear you scream'
And while entries for a Lauren and Blake D read 'we stole a baby,' a woman named Fiona J arrived in pursuit of drugs the book outlines.
Fiona's review said: 'That sweet Florida sand! By which I mean cocaine. Have you got any? I hear they smuggle it on boats. WHICH BOATS? TELL ME! MOMMY NEEDS HER CANDY!'
Others had their sights set on mingling with the stars.
Devon G wrote: 'I came to swim with the dolphins. Specifically, the 1992 Miami Dolphins. I really wanted a picture of me and Dan Marino high-fiving in the water, but sadly it was not meant to be.'
And Tanklin D equally missed out on following his dreams of becoming an astronaut at Kennedy Space Center.
His entry read: 'The scientists were not very supportive. They just said things like "You're not qualified' and "Why are you naked?" and "I CAN'T CATCH HIM HE'S COVERED IN BABY OIL."
Fake reviewer Tanklin D missed out on following his dreams of becoming an astronaut at Kennedy Space Center and left a message in the book saying the professionals said he was not qualified
Tipper B, meanwhile, hoped to mingle with the state's canines.
He said: 'I saw a photo of a dog wearing sunglasses on the Internet and the caption said he lived in Florida. So, I came here to find him and meet him and also I GOT TO PET HIM and it was a great trip.'
Others took a more cynical view of the state with Patty H saying she 'threw a dart in a map and it landed in a trash can.'
And it wasn't just humans who were said to have left their thoughts in the guest book. A whale was included, stating the reason they visited Florida was due to 'a tidal wave.'
The entry said: 'Could someone push me back in the ocean please? There's very little krill in Florida.'
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